i think someone should start development of a show called “fantasy football" where all the players are drafted straight from fables and fairy tales
prince charming with his shit eating grin as quarterback
orgres as linebackers
it’d be like supernatural and friday night lights had a drunken orgy and spawned a show
Well, shit, now I want to write a TV show.
We *could* you and me….c’mon….lets
Stories (by Lacie Nowhere)
I am the nowhere girl, from down the street. I want you to love me. Tell me your story. I want to get it down, word by word. There’s no plans. Just the promise if you love me, I will do whatever you want.
Everything you can think of, I will do. See each of things tell a story. What’s yours? My skin is not my own.
Hide My Eyes (by Lacie Nowhere)
I do not leave my house without sunglasses on. The sunlight hurts my eyes. It wasn’t always this way, but I don’t remember when it began. He was the first to notice.
"I want to see your eyes." He said.
"No." I said giggling softly.
He carefully pulled up my sunglasses, looking at my eyes. He smiled at me. For a moment I didn’t mind being blinded.
This Is My Meow Face (By ittykittylacie)
No one ever notices me in my normal girl clothes. I just look like any other punky girl. I just grew up this up this way, I can’t help how I am or change, believe me I’ve tried.
Its not until I put on kitty ears I really shine. (I write in a Catwoman mask did you know that?) It’s a secret I keep to myself, until now. It’s getting harder for me to keep it to myself. I no longer like to play by myself.
I was a good girl my first time.
As a cat girl.
Sometimes I’m convinced it’s the only time I can be good. I wish I could be good all the time. Would you let me be your kitty sometime?
That’s not cool Tumblr.
Reblogging just in case this is true. I’ll get it off my blog here later, but for now….
Yeah if this is true… I’m just leaving this here and may or not remove all art.
TIME TO READ THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS CHANGES.
Oh yeah. It’s true.
What makes this even more of a shitshow though? Well, if you don’t feel like digging through all the legalese to find this section, I’ve done it for you. This is what it says as of 2014-01-25, 19:53 PST:
Read that. Read all of it. Not just the legalese in white. Not just the “skimmer-friendly” version in gray. Read both and notice how they technically, for all legal purposes, say the same things…yet completely contradict one another from any practical standpoint. The gray boxes are all nice and friendly. The legalese is basically a great big ol’ FUCK YOU.
So yeah, signal boost the hell out of this.
Um, I’m not sure the legal-speak is as catastrophic as people make it sound. First part there says you keep the rights, okay? So keep that in your mind. You’ve got the rights. Just hold that in mind.
Okay, now the second part. Um, guys, that’s what a website does. It’s saying that they can host your content, they can broadcast it to other users on the Internet (your dash), they can adapt it to other devices (mobile or apps), It says their rights are limited to enable the Service (this website) to operate, to improve it, and to develop new Services- platforms for Tumblr. It specifically says it doesn’t allow Tumblr to make editorial changes or derivations, but that it’s letting people reblog you.
Unless an actual lawyer wants to read this and sees it as anything worse than that, I don’t think it’s the catastrophic thing people are saying.
Sometimes things make me so mad. This thing makes me furious. A friend of mine of Patrick Russell was suspiciously evicted from his home. (It is really fishy like how I left NYC fish smell.) So, if you donate just $6 you can become a character in my book. I need cast, crew characters. In donating you also get a teaser of the first chapter. What lurks in the static? Find out and give here
Morning Tea (by Lacie Nowhere)
Hatter likes his tea parties. Now we do them naked, he likes me that way. Says he can see me better that way. His smile reminds me of the man in the moon, his tone of voice reminds the big bad wolf.
Luckily I like that.
I sip my tea, I slurp loudly while he stares at me. I look up innocent and doe eyed.
I know he’s thinking naughty thoughts.
She’s Got Ava Gardener Eyes (By Lacie Nowhere)
Lacie knew she was in trouble, felt too deeply in her submission. She wanted more, more. Each day The Hatter fed her urges. A series of tasks set daily. Starting with her kisses, each one placed deftly on him.
She liked that part best.
She liked feeling needed.
It made her feel lovelier than a summer day. Sprawled out carelessly on his bed. This must be why people craved sex.
Voice in The Room (by Lacie G)
I remember her, sometimes I’d think I’d almost rather forget. Her voice was soft always. Even when she was angry.She would hold my hand but forget to say I love you.
We’d lay in bed watching X Files, my need to be close. She kept me safe, holding me.
Now she’s a voice in the room.
My Dreaming Life (by babymuse)
This is my dream. You typing away telling a story. Me, nude in your bed mentally cataloging one for later. I’ll write the tale of our passion after it’s cooled between my legs.
Before it heats up in your eyes again.
There’s always that calm before the moans and the screaming start up again. You fuck me as though I keep you caged, maybe I do. Like you do to me. Semantics, let us just enjoy the ride.
Live my nightly dream with me.
Free Me Please (by LG)
I want to live here. Let me live here, come away with me. Would you please if I asked nice? Could we runaway together? Live like two children always in summer.
We could follow the sun. I could cover you flowers and kisses. Make you the hero in my life story. Because this is an adventure, let’s make it what we want.
A 1982 metro bus converted into a three bedroom traveling home in Brighton.